You know what? Puck Gary. Puck Donald. Puck Bill. I hate the players, I hate the owners, I hate the city of Glendale, Arizona for the ridiculousness that is the Phoenix Coyotes. I hate stupid small market teams watering down the league. I hate ridiculous contracts for underachieving players. I hate that this is the second lockout in eight years, and third work stoppage in twenty. I hate that my way of living, my favourite thing in the whole wide world, has been taken away from me YET AGAIN. I want to watch hockey. Not having Habs to watch on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday nights is harder to suffer through than quitting smoking was. So PUCK ALL OF YOU. I just want to watch hockey, and you're ruining it for me.